A Poem for Chris Brown

From One Virginian to Another You sir, have been dipped in asshole sauce and baked to an embarrassing glaze. You sir, wrapped in tabloid newsprint, are stinking up the kitchen with your fishiness. You Chris, will be forever remembered as the singer who gave Virginia-...

April travels and media

Alright, it’s finally stopped effin raining in the Bay (our big winter issue-aside from, maybe, radiation) and yes, that’s big news. 1St, well, because it’s freaqin’ gorgeous and signals the return of the bike riding, outdoor festival...